||[Mar. 27th, 2004|12:03 pm]
We're having an 'M' themed party. It might seem like a good idea, but do you want to know the total amount of things I can come up with beginning with M?
Four. That's how many. And three of the ideas are distinctly unoriginal. So I'm dressing all in white and holding a sign that says "The Freshmaker".
That's right. I'm going as Mentos.
Southlanders still crazy.
Someone told me I tell jokes well. As if I didn't already know that, or something.
A /mentos/?!?! Why not a 'motherfucker', which is what I instantly thought of? (obviously, school is getting to me)
Or a 'Martyr'?
You might tell jokes well, but you tell /shit/ jokes. Assaulted peanut, indeed.
ps. the Senior Prom/Cushion Concert's theme is 'Summer Breeze'. If we raise enough money, M block gets an air-con system! w00t! Have been busy trying to sell tickets, but no one wants to come.
*g* Have fun Hels! ^^
*laughs* Summer breeze and air-con! Why didn't they do that last year? ._.
Anyway, I s'pose it's the wednesday before easter? *sighs* I'd come if I could, but my flight is friday... >.-
Hey, ask Claud if she wants to go! lol. :)
Actually, "mothafucka" was my first thought, too. But I didn't know how to dress up like one. Martyr is good, but a bit too religious for me at the moment.
Yeah, that what he said too, although that was probably largely because I told him the one about the guy who loved tractors. Next time I'll tell him the one about the guy with the three foot long cigarette lighter. Or the one about the monk. That's a classic.
I'd totally help you fundraise for AC if I was in Auckland.
the guy who loved tractors? the three foot long cigarette lighter... O.o?!
You have to tell me all these jokes one day.
Well, its the truth, Hels. Great minds think alike.
Wear a t-shirt that says "Mother" on teh front and "Fucker" on the back. Nuh. How else would you do it?
Erm, maybe is just me.
ps. am using 'Helsy'/'Hels' etc as nicknames for a character named 'Helen' I'm writing at the momennt. Hope you don't mind.
Will send you the jokes when I've got time :)
Great minds don't necessarily think alike. People disagree with me all the time. Although, on second thoughts, their minds are obviously not as great as mine.
Is so just you.
Don't mind and would love to give a read of what you're writing at some point. I hope your Helen character isn't
as big a bitch as me.
Oh, not at all. omfg, at the UN speech comp the other night this random 7th former from the same school as Cam asked for my no. and asked me to ring him. Am a tad freaked out, but think he's just pretty desperate too.
ps. Mr F shaved off his beard. We spent our whole double laughing at him, and he claimed he'd lost his 'mojo', which freaked us out. A lot.