||[Apr. 5th, 2004|10:43 am]
Which Buffy Girl Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
So, apparently am a contradiction. Hmmmm.
HELEN is watching TELEVISION with O and W when an ADVERTISEMENT comes on for EXTREME MAKEOVERS. Apparently, the STAR of the show for THIS WEEK has NO CHIN. HELEN finds this absolutely HILARIOUS and goes off into HYSTERICS. Every time she tries to STOP laughing, W starts laughing which makes HELEN laugh EVEN HARDER. EVENTUALLY, O wonders whether HELEN has taken her MEDICATION, which makes HELEN remember she has NOT. HELEN thus manages to CONTROL her HYSTERIA.
BEFORE THIS, while standing OUSTIDE in the FREEZING COLD RAIN, ONE OF THE BOYS in HELEN'S HALL wonders why, in TITANIC, ROSE didn't keep JACK'S BODY in order to EAT IT at some LATER DATE, leading into a DISCUSSION on how one would eat a FROZEN BODY anyhow. During the conversation, SOMEONE refers to JACK'S FROZEN BODY as KAI MOANA, since it comes from the SEA. HELEN become HYSTERICAL and does't stop laughing for a GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES.
HELEN OBVIOUSLY needs to CUT DOWN the SUGAR in her DIETARY INTAKE. No more SLUSHIES for HER.