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[May. 13th, 2004|08:34 pm]
Hels
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Brought to you by the letters F and U, and by extreme stubborness to avoid my 20% marketing assignment due in toomorrow by any means possible, I give you...

Helen’s rules for living
1. No one cares
2. Everyone is out to get you
3. Nothing is worth doing unless you’re getting paid for it in cold hard cash
4. Only the weak show sympathy
5. Falling in love is for asshats
5i. The only way to show someone you care is to mock them ruthlessly
6. Any one who listens to country is not worth your time
7. Cynicism isn’t a state of mind, it’s a way to live your life
8. The only way to treat everyone the same is to hate them all equally
9. Anyone who is close to you automatically knows too much
9i. Don’t let anyone get close to you
10. Deny everything, burn the evidence and shift the blame
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[User Picture]From: rahien
2004-05-13 03:35 am (UTC)
I love you though :D
so you have to love me. Kinda negates 1 and 2. sorry!
but you will be mine.. only a few billion years to go >:D
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[User Picture]From: wingsister
2004-05-13 04:34 am (UTC)
OK, so number one is null and void.

I do still maintain that everyone is out to get me.
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[User Picture]From: rahien
2004-05-13 05:46 am (UTC)
your icon rocks my socks. (as do you!)

hrm. I see what you mean. but at least I'm not out to get you in the scary stalker kind of way. just in the love of my... er.. not life.. existence? kind of way. which is infinitely better.
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[User Picture]From: wingsister
2004-05-13 06:21 am (UTC)
I know! It's awesome! You should see my awesome gay one. Which is, uh, here. I was thinking of you when I made it :)

OK. I'll contend of me being the love of your life in a totally non-stalker-ish way.
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[User Picture]From: rahien
2004-05-13 06:30 am (UTC)
woah, that's awesome! I am your gay inspiration ;D

completely non-stalker-ish, really. I just know where you live. aiming for phone number next. mwuhah.
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[User Picture]From: wingsister
2004-05-13 06:41 am (UTC)
*sings* o/' You're my ins-puh-ray-shun... o/'

...

*screams* *screams* *screams* *screams* *screams* *screams* *screams*
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[User Picture]From: rahien
2004-05-13 03:29 pm (UTC)
*whimpers and holds her ears*
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[User Picture]From: wingsister
2004-05-13 09:14 pm (UTC)
Was that teh screams or teh singinging...ing?
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[User Picture]From: rahien
2004-05-14 12:50 am (UTC)
oh.. was there a difference? ;)
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[User Picture]From: liamere
2004-05-14 10:19 pm (UTC)

Re: your rules

1. I care.
2. "Don't let me get me" - Pink
3. Nothing is worth doing unless you are able to do it well.
4. "He who's indifferent to the suffering of others is a traitor to that which is truly human." - Saadi, 13th Century Persian poet
5. "I believe in love/ A love that's real, love that's strong/ Love that lives on and on..." - Dixie Chicks' 'I believe in Love'
5i. "Don't you know that it's a fool/ Who plays it cool/ by making his world a little colder..." - Beatles' 'Hey Jude'
6. ... was this one aimed at me?! I don't listen to country music usually. That Dixie Chicks song just happened to be on my 'Tribute to Heroes' CD.
7. Don't be cynical, Hels. It doesn't suit you.
8. There are no strangers in this world - only friends to be made.
9. "But still I felt I said too much/ My silence is my self defense." - Billy Joel
9i. "So I will share this room with you/ And you can have this heart to break." - ibid.
10. "It wasn't me." - Bart Simpson
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